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buboplague:

May 20 - Allerleirauh

Allerleirauh, or “all kinds of fur,” is a classic 510B tale, about a king who wants to marry his daughter since she is the only one who is as beautiful as his dead wife. (Akin to Catskin, Donkeyskin, Tattercoats,etc). She says she will marry him if he makes her three dresses and a mantle, but then runs away under the cover of the mantle, which is made of all the fur and feathers of the animals of the kingdom. She is found in a new kingdom and is called Allerleirauh, and begins to work in the kitchen. At night, she sneaks away, wears her dresses, and goes to the ball. Eventually the prince of this kingdom falls in love with her, finds her, and marries her.

Go read it here! 
tags: fairy tales  series  may  Allerleirauh 
buboplague: May 20 - Allerleirauh Allerleirauh, or “all kinds of fur,” is a classic 510B tale, about a king who wants to marry his daughter since she is the only one who is as beautiful as his dead wife. (Akin to Catskin, Donkeyskin, Tattercoats,etc). She says she will marry him if he makes her three dresses and a mantle, but then runs away under the cover of the mantle, which is made of all the fur and feathers of the animals of the kingdom. She is found in a new kingdom and is called Allerleirauh, and begins to work in the kitchen. At night, she sneaks away, wears her dresses, and goes to the ball. Eventually the prince of this kingdom falls in love with her, finds her, and marries her. Go read it here! 
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22roots:

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up

there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo

somebody did her makeup

these people were paid

I am deeply saddened I wasn’t hired to take this picture..

(via gravlites)
22roots: parishiltonsexslave: i wanna scream and shout and let it all out a person was paid to think this photo up there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo somebody did her makeup these people were paid I am deeply saddened I wasn’t hired to take this picture..
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capturedbysam:

Hawk

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capturedbysam: Hawk
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coelasquid:

Oh no I was combining random Pokemon with Cubone and this happened.


Oh nooooooo.
coelasquid: Oh no I was combining random Pokemon with Cubone and this happened. Oh nooooooo.
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Exactly the part where I lost my shit

(Source: tumblraboutwez, via declanprivilege)

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themonsterghost:

batlesbo:

airspaniel:

This is literally breathtaking.

My friend just sent this to me… wow. Watch until the end.

Spoilers: the fact that the feather was the weight holding it all together at the end made me feel all significant and shit *_*

Bricks have been shat

(via cloudymew)

tags: references  video 
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tanglefootcomic:

All I can say is that I’m sorry.

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Olivia Wilde can you be any more perfect?

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via gravlites)

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tags: evangelion 

Evangelion synopsis

Gendo: Shinji get in the robot
Shinji: I don't want to
Gendo: fine, don't then
Shinji: I'm gonna get in the robot
Shinji: I'm never getting in the robot again
Gendo: Shinji you need to get in the robot
Shinji: no
Gendo: fine
Shinji: ok I'll get in the robot
Everyone: Shinji get in the robot
Shinji: no
Shinji gets in the robot
Shinji: I want to get in the robot
Everyone: you can't get in the robot
Shinji: fuck you I'm gonna do it
Gendo: here's a robot for you to get into
Shinji: I don't want to
Shinji gets in the robot
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buboplague:

May 18 - Urashima Taro

Urashima Taro rescues a small turtle, and the next day a large turtle takes him on his back to the bottom of the sea, informing him Taro had saved the Sea Emperor’s daughter. Taro stays a few days but wants to return to the surface, only to realize 300 years have passed. He was given a box never to open, but he ended up opening it…

Read the story here! 

(still not here, be back the 19th!)
buboplague: May 18 - Urashima Taro Urashima Taro rescues a small turtle, and the next day a large turtle takes him on his back to the bottom of the sea, informing him Taro had saved the Sea Emperor’s daughter. Taro stays a few days but wants to return to the surface, only to realize 300 years have passed. He was given a box never to open, but he ended up opening it… Read the story here!  (still not here, be back the 19th!)
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itimu:

Sweetness of sugar

(via the-kindless)

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artforadults:

wow

shardula:

work-in-progress images of my Innocent Girls III

tags: may ann licudine  artists on tumblr  illuastration  art 
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buboplague:

May 16 - The Little Mermaid

A little mermaid makes a deal with the sea witch to be able to become human after falling in love with a human she saves, but cannot get a soul until the prince falls in love with her, kisses her, and marries her. If he marries another woman, she will die and turn to sea foam the next morning. She can save herself by murdering him, but can’t bring herself to do it, so she turns to foam.

I took liberties with this one, because while she doesn’t have her fish half when she dies, I still wanted to portray a half fish woman. Even if it’s an eel body. SHHH.

Read the story here! 

(I’m currently away, be back the 19th!)
tags: fairy tales  series  may  little mermaid  mermaid  digital  doodle 
buboplague: May 16 - The Little Mermaid A little mermaid makes a deal with the sea witch to be able to become human after falling in love with a human she saves, but cannot get a soul until the prince falls in love with her, kisses her, and marries her. If he marries another woman, she will die and turn to sea foam the next morning. She can save herself by murdering him, but can’t bring herself to do it, so she turns to foam. I took liberties with this one, because while she doesn’t have her fish half when she dies, I still wanted to portray a half fish woman. Even if it’s an eel body. SHHH. Read the story here!  (I’m currently away, be back the 19th!)